Has anybody calculated what an iPhone 5 would cost if it was made in the USA?

Excellent. Thanks!

I was afraid of that. Looks like I will have to spend twice what I want to, to get something halfway decent.

I'd like to boost the audio from my wide screen TV, but I don't want to spend more than $100 doing it. I don't need anything fancy, I only want the sound to be a little louder. Any suggestions?

That is cool.

What keeps the bottom cover from the bottom book from hanging straight down?

"A pen just exploded in my vag."

Likely, it's because some people can't put their damned phones down for two minutes to take a dump. Tough for airborne bacteria to get to a phone that's still in your pocket.

Anybody wanna join my Mafia?

After the truth about Pat Tillman came out, I take all stories of superhuman courage from the military with a grain of salt.

If you're a thief, you're a thief. No need to justify it.

Given my experience with inferior Chinese knockoffs, I have no problem paying the full price for the real deal.

Electric Beard Mitigation.

Former MLB relief pitcher Antonio Alfonseca had a 6th finger on his throwing hand. It didn't help him pitch, but it did give rise to his nickname, "el Pulpo" aka the Octopus.

ROFL! Now THAT was funny!

No apologies. Your over the top reply absolutely begged for that joke response.

That time of the month, huh?

Don't all marching bands call themselves the best though?

I would sooner trust the non-Twitter Internet. The people who aren't self important enough to think the world needs to know their every thought. Those are probably more like my kind of people.

I'd sooner stay home and save the time and trouble than vote for a 3rd party candidate.