The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Same face Seth Rogen made in Step Brothers, after Jon Reilly played the butt trumpet during the interview. "onions & ketchup"

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

This is weird.

Although he was a shortstop in 1998, it's not surprising that after spending a little time with Jeter he learned how to get to third base.

While funny, this article is just stupid. Jeter has quietly gone about his business for his entire career with great success. Now, after 20+ years, he wants to bask in it for his last year? Fuck all the armchair expertise and hot take regurgitation. You're paid to love him and/or hate him and throw your…

"One of the greatest players ever" is a pretty broad term, so sure you could make a case for it. It's not the same as THE best ever, which is a discussion that usually ends in a fist fight and doesn't include Jeter from any rational standpoint. But Jeter is clearly a first ballot HOFer, so would have to be "among" the…

This is comical, sans any of the actual comedic value.

I love the PED discussion in baseball. David Ortiz is a hero, ARod is a villain, yet they were on the same report. ARod was Selig's black sheep for the whole PED era, breaking laws to take him down (along with guys like Cruz) despite no official failed tests (aside from the exploratory, confidential tests in 2003 that…

When did the MLBPA confirm this? (Serious question - I've never seen that.)

And you've emphasized the main issue Ortiz has here: he tested positive for "performance-enhancing drugs". What's completely unknown as of right now, other than to a very limited number of MLB/MLBPA personnel: the list of drugs that were…

Showalter has since apologized for what he called "an error in judgment", which Ortiz vehemently argued should have been ruled a hit.

You: Only People who have "no taste" in music like springsteen.

Nope. Chicago is Dave Matthews Band for old men.

I am kind of on the same page on Bruce, but the dude I geek out over geeks out over him:

Non-challenging. I'm entirely sure what that term means to you. And you're free to not like Springsteen. I'm huge fan, but could give a shit if anyone else likes him. But non-challenging is either a bullshit term to make yourself feel superior...or you need to explain what you meant by that term.
Because Jungleland,…

He actually changes it live, depending on the city. Every time I've seen him in Pittsburgh it's a football. Why you would want to throw a football past someone is beyond me. The Boss isn't much a sports fan...which I find hilarious that all these sportswriters love him. Kinda fits though...Most of them have any idea…

Why do so many sportswriters love ribs?

It would be way stranger if it were a musician or band that hasn't had an unbroken string of popularity over several decades.

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.