like human platters, if that makes sense.

Rae Carruth’s gotta be looking at at least eight games, no?

Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

I cried twice during the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The first is towards the beginning when Splinter lectures Raphael about dealing with his anger, and the second when the turtles meditate at the campfire and Splinter’s spirit speaks to them.

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).

True story: for much of his first year, my son—through no effort of his parents, mind you—had a Hitler hairdo.

Not so fast. As I understand it, the people he beat up were men.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

I loved Sojo. Spends most of 96 on an okay Mariners team, then gets traded to Yankees and spends entire time with perma grin and wins a bunch of titles. Then he spends most of 2000 in shit ass Pittsburgh, and is sad because he was just on three championship teams, only to get traded back to the Yankees. Yay Luis Sojo.…

If this happened after a Cowboys home game Jerry Jones would be getting final approval from the Arlington city council for a new stadium by now.

Niners fan here: I’m not even sure I want Shanahan or anyone decent. I want the team to start finding new levels of failure and start hemmoraging so much money that York’s mommy and daddy have to either fire him or sell the team.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Yes, my in-laws.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

I think Sprewell showed that Warriors players do in fact have a history of grabbing things by the throat.

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.