Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

I just re-watched the Dan le Batard assassination of Manfred again, and I got irrationally angry. I don’t even live near Miami or care for the Marlins. I’m just pissed off for them.

Marlins Man travelled all the way to the British Virgin Islands, and all he got was this crappy baseball team.

So, Marlins Man cast doubt on a floundering franchise’s gaff, on such a scale - as to hook a reporter in to his net of concern and chum the waters of discontent, while churning the seas of discord....Seems we’ve all been schooled. I took the bait and find myself reeling.

This may not be much of a scroop

I really REALLY want this to become a huge deal.

On one hand, this is a pretty cool stunt. On the other hand, the guy is wearing a visor.

Fuck Rob Manfred and the MLB for allowing this shit.

Shouldn’t the Marlins play ‘God Save the Queen’ instead of the National Anthem before every game?

You’d think with all of the unspoken rules in baseball, surely one would be ‘you should have your corporate headquarters in the municipality that you’ve cheated out of resources for years and years.’

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

i tied the light and fan together

first thing i did when i moved into my circa 1981 condo was to shut off the main breaker and replace all the wall outlets and switches. in the bathrooms, i tied the light and fan together and put them on a twist timer. hall and living room got motion detector wall switches, kitchen and bath all got GFCI’s.

Fantastic & thorough articles, as always. Thanks!