I am similarly old (my first RPG was the first Final Fantasy on NES, or maybe Dragon Warrior) and if it isn’t a turn-based system, it doesn’t seem like a real RPG to me.

I’m old. I just want my turned based RPG games back. I really tried to give Remake a chance, but the battles make zero sense to my brain. I got passed the first reactor explosion and called it quits. Here’s hoping they use the Octopath engine for SNES remakes. Give me FFVI (and IV/V) Remake in Octopath engine and I’ll…

This is becoming another Bad Dad Joke for me.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Exactly, adults who enjoy anything outside of their designated age range is frankly weird and creepy.

i am not good enough

This is the Sonic equivalent of FMA fans bringing up Nina in every topic.

Is that you, Logan Paul?!

Obligatory “If you do not buy these you will have absolutely no idea what the plot is or who half the characters of Kingdom Hearts 4 are” joke.

I’m amazed they were able to resist the urge to call it the “Kingdom Hearts: Digital Friendship at the End of the World, Vol. 27.” “Tamagotchi” is too straightforward from this franchise.

The DMCA was a HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE.

The fact that a strategy game uses “thinking about strategy” as a way to contextualize battles that are just for experience is honestly a great way to justify your characters doing random battles between story sequences without making it feel like they’re dragging their feet between major events.

Honestly why do they even need Cloud? Let him hook up with Zach like he always wanted to.

My head cannon is that in the new timeline they will form a poly triad and live happily ever after.

Be on the lookout for:

“Maybe wait until I wake up before you start consummating the marriage over my unconscious body?”

“Congratulations!”

Baby I love you, would you like to become a uniform shapeless fluid with me and exist forever in apathy?

The Dick Tracy timeline?

Nintendo lawyer as the extension goes live: