rpgjunkie
rpgjunkie
rpgjunkie

I’ve always liked his films so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

It’s not a breakout success, sure, but the verbage surrounding it is a lot different than other movies making similar returns.

Why do you think Godzilla is rampaging? Precisely because of that freak accident. Hotpockets be hot as hell

By terrible, I assume you meant awesome.

oh man, I can’t wait for the wonderful nonsense technical jargon! No alloys, all analog (despite the digital drift) category 3, 80 muscle strand per engine :D

My Jaeger is ready!

I call bullshit on this... They were more likely used with bits of rope and projected like a bola used to entangle enemy troops and slow them down.

“Katharine Trendacosta is upset.”

Simmer down and have some patience, entitled millennial.

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

I hope they go to space.

Back in the late 80's, I had my first car stolen, a Mk2 Ford Escort (I live in the UK, and back then in a fairly small town). At the time, these things were worth next to nothing, but you could unlock and start them with a spoon handle, so I had a hidden fuel cut-off switch fitted under the dash. Anyone nicking it

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t

Scott Pilgrim is a woefully underrated movie.

I’m not sure the best way to fight the patriarchy is to casually devalue the fact that it adversely affects men as well.

I see your paltry Solarbabies and raise you: Prayer of The Rollerboys.

*drops mic*

What? No Jabberjaw? No sale.