Maggot is the lamest X-Man, bruh.

I watched "Fruitvale Station" last night, bruh. Every other sentence is suffixed with the word "bruh," bruh. It's like "bro," but lazier, bruh.

Everyone hates you too, bruh.

John Wick disagrees with you.

Guardians is Pop Music. Thor 3 looks to be Glam Rock.

I'll bet anything she will be in the next Avengers movies as the object of Thanos' affection.

To be fair (to myself) I was insanely hung over when I wrote that. Also to be fair (to myself) I've worked in the Restaurant game for a decade and a half, and literally no one who knows shit about the biz has any respect for a hack like Fieri. And yeah, I get that the show isn't a cooking show per se, but it largely…

He's a lousy chef with hair that makes most people question their continued willingness to live on this spinning blue orb we call home. Triple D is fine, mindless cooking stuff, but it could easily be hosted by someone who actually knows how to put a functioning meal together, rather than a guy who looks like his…

I find myself hoping that this meandering third season is like Lost Season 3… kinda lousy and pointless until the last couple of episodes where everything goes batshit.

Why?

We hate that about you, too.

Also, the Young Pope is in it.

This looks nuts. I'm in. Man from UNCLE was an under appreciated, bonkers, charming good time. Earned Ritchie a pass from me for at least his next three movies.

I'm Tiny Rick!!!!!

His clarification reeks of damage control.

Pickle Rick

Pickle Rick

Cry about it.

Yeah, maybe you could have used it to buy a clue. Your broad, condescending generalizations based on what is obviously very little in the way of accurate information indicate, to me anyway, that you might just be another malcontent mouthing off about things he/she doesn't really know much about. The military is a…

I had no idea you were so high up that you were privy to conversations that go on between O-6's and above and members of Congress. A pleasure to be talking to you, Senator.