I dont think city-dwelling americans would survive in japan. 20 hour days, sleeping at work, little upward mobility, its basically a sexist ethno-state with little in the way of progressive change and the fish based diet would kill anyone raised on a diet of chicken tenders

Leave pizza out of this.

New Age Japan is what the US needs to strive to be in infrastructure. Japan as a whole is not some idyllic paradise and has its own issues.

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

Good on you, Australia, for doing something right for once that wasn’t Tim Tam related.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

C’mon Tom, there’s no scientific evidence that a hit to the jaw can injure a #brand.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just your standard 21 dong salute.

Judging from that first tweet, there’s about an 85% chance the person running the Nuggets’ Twitter had just finished smoking a huge bowl while watching a nature documentary.

Why are people surprised at this? Every rich person with a good accountant does this.

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome

Economics degrees, too, if they want to try and get a handle on the byzantine rules of capology (though the NBA is honestly a far worse offender in this regard).

You know what helps with ratings? Requiring law degrees from all of your fans in order for them to understand why an exciting young player is or isn’t playing.

Make up your damn minds people. I can only cancel/uncancel this Papa John’s order so many times.

That one flew right over your head...

I need to see video. For, you know, research purposes.