Oooo...thank you for this delightfully snarky collection of tweets! 

Thank you! You elevate the internet experience with your good deed, kind sir/madam.

1977 here. I’d lump you in with the rest of us cynical snarky gen-xers. Come on, we’re full of sarcastic fun and weed!

You betcha! Plus, Minnesotans already have a head start on the sweet Canadian accent. No snark, I lived in Mpls 95-08 and I loved “Minnesota Nice.” So passive-aggressive and absolutely perfect for calling people out on their bullshit. Old Lutheran church ladies can shade AND cut a dumb bitch at the same time.

DO. NOT. SHIT. WHERE. YOU. EAT.

Yay for the weed doc appt! it’s definitely not a panacea, but it sure works to distract you from pain, anxiety, etc. Also, as a bonus, it might help with the disordered eating. When I started using mmj for MS, I was scarily thin. My regular doctor recommended that I time my pain dosages in concurrence with mealtimes.…

Those LA Korean spas are the *best* kind of pain.

Hee hee, so were mine! The 70's were a mindfuck of an era, man!

Knowing your dad from your past posts, I think a dog is gonna pick him. Watch out, here comes Drugstore’s dad with his ride-or-die bitch!

Dude, how much you wanna bet Merkle has absolutely said this to Trump? I bet when it’s been just the two of them, she’s called him on his bullshit. In a very condescending harsh German way, of course. He’s fucking terrified of her.

Could we be the Pacifica/Cascadian states of Canada? I think it sounds cool.

I fucking love this idea. Let’s take Washington and Oregon with us.

Looks like you’ve gotten a counterfeit meme here, friend. if this was correct, “sorry” would be spelled SOORY. It is known.

Jesus. That water tower is a little too erotic for my tastes. Have you ever seen such a sensual peach?

Exactamundo.

I don’t get how you could ever be happy in a trophy-wife situation. It seems like a sad way to live.

Haha! *horks violently*

I never said he wasn’t. I know where Gavin’s dick has been.

Agreed. Personally, I would love for John Chiang to get the nomination, but Gavin’s too pretty for his own good and he’s got more money.

See, that scenario actually scares me more. If she’s a smart unscrupulous sort, she could use a “relationship” or sex as leverage over DTJ. Also, you KNOW he’s a boastful braggart and would not be able to resist telling her secrets about this shitty administration. She could use that as blackmail, or a whole host of…