A very expensive fidget spinner.

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

Everything about this article, with the exception of those shitty stickers, is

Alzheimers is a devastating disease. I’ve seen first hand what it does to remarkable people. Great story however.

Posted this a month or so ago on Oppo, but I’ll repost it here.

Am I the only person that doesn’t use store/restaurant free WiFi? Hotel WiFi is the only WiFi I’ll use outside of my home and office. Do people really use the free WiFi at stores all that much? Serious question.

That’s your answer for everything.

Pour a little coke on it

Unsafe at any speed! Including parked next to my house

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

This article made me realise that I will never be able to look at another press photo without thinking about a white guy behind the wheel

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

The people who bought Viper ACRs....

Kept driving it until the engine gave out. Added more air fresheners.

Fuck dude, what did you do with the car after you found out?

Holy shit

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

Only after filling up with premium mexican.

I thought some people considered grim fandango one of the best games of all time. Let alone Adventure games.

Ha! The commoner thinks the fish in the lake is for eating. Puh-leeze.