In some sick way, I'd almost rather my remaining grandmother die like a lawless badass than the way my other 3 grandparents have gone: multilple aneurisms and a vegetative state; cerebral hemhorrage while sleeping; and a protracted 3-year battle with Alzheimers in a nursing home.

Even in my import-hating high school days I couldn't help but love Mitsubishi's late 90s style. The last gen 3000GT and second gen Eclipse are some of the best looking Japanese cars of all time in my opinion.

A la Kimi (read with monotone voice and stare at the teleprompter) : Kinja, you are the greatest commenting tool ever. When I travel, I always trust Kinja. Kinja powered is the best.

BEST WORST SPOKESMAN EVER.

I don't know but there is no way I am ever putting that camera near my face ever again.

Bloody antineutrinos coming over here taking all the regular neutrino's jobs!

Here it is: Doug DeMuro, Book of Carmax.

Woman: Is that Doug DeMuro hiding in the bushes over there?

Man. Lucky whoever you sold that to. Also, I love this. It's like reading a mini "wheelers dealers" episode.

If you're looking to save money you may be better off using a wrap material - its going to look like an expensive paint job when applied properly.

We're working on a new Kinja feature where I come to people's houses, hold their hands, and explain the story to them very, very slowly.

I don't hate Texas, I'm from there. So I agree! It would be great! That's why they need to change the laws to let people buy the cars they want and lure a potentially lucrative factory to the state.

Even funnier because the guy driving the BRZ has no idea what a 912 is.

This quote was overheard in the board room after news of the Americans:

Now this is the story all about how
My Stratos got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Lahti-air

In north Italy born and raised
On the rallygrounds where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And…

ARRRGH PREWAR ALFAS HOW DID YOU KNOW MY GREATEST WEAKNESS

I fucking love cocaine!

I think you've based your statement around personal opinions and it's mostly subjective.

CONVICTION. CREATIVITY. COURAGE. DYSLEXIA.

Mostly i'm startled - because a) this is a surprisingly frugal solution for a PSA car and b) because they thought about comfort for the rear passengers at all.