who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

My boyfriend, Taika Waititi.

Blake Shelton is not the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 needs: he’s the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 deserves. 

Yes, heaven forbid that a pregnant woman with Hyperemesis Gravidarum eat an extra egg in the morning!

Have you seen Asif Kapadia’s documentary? Her father makes my skin crawl.

Dude talks about people trying to make money off of her and he is the #1 offender. F**k him.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

Not even the first time- she turned down a $10M offer from Clive Davis to let him swap out five songs on My December for ones he thought would sell better.

 Do you have chronic illness though? I don’t know ANYONE with a fatigue type illness like Lyme/ Dysautonomia/ M.E./ Mast Cell disorders/ Post-Encephalitis etc etc, that wouldn’t love a personal health concierge that actually knows their shit and knows how to research to make their appts etc. I didn’t even know there…

And that, my friends, is what integrity looks like in the wild.

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

I love really short hair. I have dreams about the day I lose enough weight to rock a pixie cut without looking like a marble perched on a beach ball. (I have a really small head.)

Sexual abuse is a common occurrence in high schools and even middle schools all over the world. Everyone talks about sexual assault on college campuses but weirdly stays quite about that phenomenon. Where do people think college rapists come from?

My troop LOOOOOVES archery. It’s the #1 thing they do at camp and people have been known to cry when the hour is up because they want to keep shooting things. I fully support the weaponization of tiny girl scouts so I always try to ask the next group coming in if mine can take turns when their group is done. We…

I LOVE the Girl Scouts. They posted a picture on the GSA facebook of some Muslim Girl Scouts and it was so awesome, and they even went to the Women’s March!! If I have a daughter I’m putting her in GSA for sure!

Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”

So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…

I read it as she signed DNR.

#TeamNoOne

This is a tragic scenario for her and especially for her children, who will now grow up with a mother in jail and a dead father.