Time for bed girl. You are being messy as hell right now. And I’m putting that kindly.

I’m an archaeologist that sometimes gets called in by the U.N. for favors. I’m an adjunct classics/art history prof at a couple of colleges, thus am poor and flexible.

Yes. Bosnia. I wish every human being could see what I saw, smelled, and felt. If people realized how fragile we are amidst so-called civilization, maybe we’d be a more enlightened species.

citation needed

Speaking as an alcoholic, relationships with people who are addicted or alcoholic are usually toxic, for all parties. IMO, it doesn’t necessarily mean Khloe herself is toxic.

Poor birds.

This is one of the best comments I have ever read on Jezebel. You’re an amazing parent and my heart breaks for you.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.

only trolls use the term “retarded” as a slur, bro. you’re giving your game away too early.

Yup, somehow necessary. Interestingly, disability is another protected class, so Cato’s use of an ableist slur is especially illustrative.

In before the debate even gets started.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

First time I saw Bruce Springsteen, he was carried onstage in a coffin on Halloween night at the Target Center in Minneapolis. They opened the coffin, he was all dead and dusty, and witches came onstage and swept him off with their brooms. When a guitar was put in his cold, dead hands the power of rock and roll…

1. The coffin lid was open

This never gets old.

My kid was being monitored before birth for a few conditions (he’s fine), including one similar to what Kimmel’s son has. I was fortunate to have amazing health care at the time and paid nothing for all my prenatal monitoring. Under Republicans, had my kid been sick I could have a) gone nearly bankrupt for my prenatal…

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

No offense, but you don’t know WTF this argument is about. White women have always been able to use whatever product they want. The issue is this particular company wouldn’t exist today without massive support of unmixed black women with nappy hair. Like, high multi-millions of revenue because nobody else cared to…