And that slap-inducing grin.

Did he actually mean to run for Congress in Gilead?

I just spit out my seltzer. Fucking hilarious. I don’t watch the show, but now it makes sense why Kate McKinnon was drinking a Jamba Juice on the Morning Joe sketch a couple weeks ago. LOL thanks for this! I needed a good laugh today.

I drive it like I stole it :P

Aaaaaand it’s cancelled.

I love you.

When are they gonna do this for Chris Brown?

Hey be nice! Not all greys are the same! I’m just a lurker who only occasionally has something constructive or witty to say. Not including now! 

My HS bff texted our HS bff group chat yesterday to announce her pregnancy by sending a cute picture of an Easter basket with eggs spelling out “Baby XYZ Coming October 2018!”. I immediately said, “APRIL FOOL’S I’M CALLING IT!” Nope, she is actually pregnant and I’m just a conspiratorial asshole with trust issues. I…

As someone who has seen and loved (later seasons are questionable but still hold a place in my heart) every episode of Roseanne multiple times, I vehemently disagree that Roseanne Connor would ever be a Trump supporter. She would have eaten her Lanford Trump supporting contemporaries as a snack. Even and especially…

I hope Che reads this and has a Scott Baio level meltdown.

Right, like you would think that will all of this #Metoo coverage leading up to the Olympics, White might have taken the time to think about a constructive and articulate response to these questions when they inevitably came up. Is that even asking too much??

He has a newborn. Maybe it’s lack of sleep? I hate that I know that but I accidentally followed his personal Instagram like 4 years ago.

“He never did anything to me and I’m a beautiful and sexy starlet, so if he didn’t want me, he couldn’t have wanted anyone else.”

Yes Lilo, out of everything happening in 2017, Harry Weinstein is the thing that we should all take a stand for. Thank you for reminding us what is important and being such a uniting force. Also, so glad your accent came out to play. /s

Did they have these envelopes custom made or something? I don’t think I’ve ever seen an envelope window so large!

I am 32 and have a hiatal hernia that was discovered during an endoscopy I was having for unrelated reasons. My GI doctor told me that hiatal hernias are very common, but many people never know they have them because they usually do not cause symptoms and you can only detect them from shoving a tube/camera down your…

Um, yea. Since moving to NYC, and thus now being able to differentiate between animal and human poop on a sidewalk (and subway platform, beach, etc.), I think it’s pretty safe to say that street pooping crosses all cultural barriers.

Makes perfect sense. I think it was similar for him too. All the best!!

Congratulations and Godspeed. My brother made the same choice almost one year ago on the eve of his 30s. He came to the decision on his own and has not looked back. To say it has been difficult for him is an understatement, but he is just so much more fulfilled and at peace now. I would dare to say he may even be…