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Is it me or does 35k seem like not enough money to have all of that responsibility and work so closely with the royal family. 35k is how much I made at the NGO I worked at.

I bought a bunch of the Essentia water one day when it was on super sale and over the next couple weeks as I drank it, I noticed I had a metallic taste in my mouth all the time and a weird sore on the side of my tongue developed. I think it was my body telling me, “don’t try and fuck with my homeostasis.” I stopped

They are “coaches” on The Voice not “judges”

I NEED more pictures of the cheese sandwiches and tents.

Just remembered that his given name was Timothy Allen Dick, so maybe he’s just fighting so hard to live up to his name that he didn’t realize his white privilege was showing.

Saw a pic of him at the inauguration. Had a brief period of mourning for The Santa Clause and Toy Story. Now I’m over it. #byeFelipe.

I hope we get full Erika Jayne instead of Erika Girardi.

Don’t forget the zzzquil!

RBG better be taking her goddamn vitamins. 👩🏻‍⚖️

As if Erika not wearing underwear could even remotely be considered scandalous compared to her music videos. She wears a necklace that says “Cunty” for goodness sake. Get a grip, Dorit.

Me 2. The Bravo recap podcast I listen to is the only thing keeping me from ripping my eyeballs out so I can’t read the internet anymore.

Yolanda’s fridge 4eva.

Totally. I watched Marla Maples on Wendy Williams a couple months ago and she turned in to a straight up robot when discussing how “wonderful...generous...amazing of a man (I’m paraphrasing)“ Trump is. It was so manufactured and forced. Def was in her prenup too.

As someone who is an “outie” I can also confirm that it has always been like that, so unless my vagina was a fortune teller, multiple partners/lots of sex won’t make your meat curtains flap around any more than they always have.

Sounds like a case for my favorite OC detective:

Judge Judith Sheindlin