What is that stupid effing hand gesture he’s making? Is that a thing?

Aaron Abromowitz just trying to impress all his old friends from schul

Foul ball thruthers are the worst.

Modern Day Alternative: Help him up, then steal foul ball and keep it away from small child.

Ugh..loafer bitch boy is completely deserving of a cuntpunt

I’m wondering if I’m the only guy in my generation that would have tried to help him up, rather than pose for a selfie. :/

Now, stealing the nomination this way would be the most blatant voter disenfranchisement possibly in American history,

A commodity treating a commodity like a commodity. #commodities

He has the face of a person who tips in bible tracts.

I would like to dick punch that guy, then post a selfie with the same thumbs up pose.

StL is a shitty town and Cardinal fans are horrible people.

I love how this is actually one of the founding cornerstones of Donald Trump’s campaign, too. If you ask any Trump supporter under the age of 25 why they like him, they all unequivocally say it’s because he’s “not PC” and/or will somehow “change politically correct culture.”

If you have read any baseball ‘tell all’ book written since and including Ball Four, you realize quick that an MLB clubhouse isn’t a great environment for a kid of about any age, at least on an everyday basis.

Charleston Chew + Freezer + Hit With Hammer = The sweet taste of chocolate, nougat and blood from cut gums.

Making America Great Again The Right Way.

Naw, they prefer ass-crack and ball sweat.

Kids are supremely ungrateful. I supersize with you brother.

This list has so many errors, it makes me think Ian Desmond must have written this under Hannah’s name. See what I did there? It’s a baseball joke!

Is vomit not “classic” enough for you East Coast elites?