I can’t help but imagine a pair of pool ball sized testicles flopping out of a guys pants complete with that signature clacking sound, and not giggle, though. Maybe they can put a few of them in there and make a Newton’s cradle!

Yeah, they really don’t compare. If I recall, the only book I didn’t enjoy of the ASOIAF books was a result of the fact that the book had been split in two and they put all of my least favorite characters all in one book and it’s more of a ‘it was ok’ but also ended up with liking some of the characters more. Wheel of…

Don’t forget that they changed him into a bizarre humanoid fungus of some kind vs a turtle/dragon hybrid that he is. And the goombas... Oh man... The goombas.

Yeah, I’m never letting my pc manage it’s own updates until Microsoft can figure out how to push updates out without bricking computers or wiping data. I update it just before the next big update hits using one of the cumulative patches they put out and that’s it.

Maybe his/her family sucks and ignoring them is a sanity-saving measure. I mean, I wouldn’t do that but hey... (s)he’s not me.

You’re not supposed to, at least according to most of the leases I’ve had. That didn’t really stop me from doing it though. 

I liked the original (Full disclosure: I started playing a few months after it came out so I missed the bugs and stuff), but the 2nd is just significantly better in every way. I totally recommend it. I honestly just bought it to play with a friend of mine because I don’t get to spend much time with him these days, but…

Seriously. What if you have exactly 8 friends who play the Division and one of them had something come up at work? Well, now you can’t run that raid, sorry!

Yeah, I’m getting real tired of people insisting that because they wouldn’t use an option, no one should ever have it. How exactly does it affect his game experience for people to have an option he doesn’t use? Zilch. I don’t play the Dark Zone because I hate PvP. Do I care if other people have the option of playing…

Yeah, the pinnacle of the flight sim era, right there. *happy sigh*

Only means something if the ‘artistic vision’ involves underaged boobs

I honestly figured they would split it up based on the ‘disc’ of the original story, but now that I think of it, there’s no real reason they’d have to do it that way.

Well you can’t be a proper shill and say anything otherwise, right?

... Twice is part of the name of the game. The shadows, they die twice. It's a reference to the resurrection mechanic.

I was about to say... You know what I never had problems with? Inbox.

Yeah I’m surprised there haven’t been any stories involving that insane Amazon delivery service where they let strangers in your house to deliver packages.

She’s probably just numb to it... Yeah, I’d be pissed off too, but my wife would probably just roll her eyes and delete it/block whatever same as yours. The older I get the more I realize that women live in a shitstorm of harassment and dicks, and it makes me sad.

It’s my working theory that guys that do this crap don’t actually understand that real life doesn’t work like porn. “Dur here’s your pizza. I hope you wanted extra sausage” “Omg, let me immediately put that in my mouth” *eyeroll*

I’d say so. It’s more like a running gag that makes a lot of people very poor.

Yeah about the only thing you can do is “recalibrate” using another piece of gear, which involves changing out one specific stat or talent for another and it's extremely limited. For example, you can't change a breastplates armor bonus for a bonus to skill power, only for another armor bonus or health bonus. Swapping…