Don’t forget Hanley, whose numbers are looking increasingly MVP-ish in their own right.

And Hanley Ramirez.

This. Chili Davis IS DatBoi.

The Orioles will host the Red Sox for three more games this week

Way to commit!

At least now his kid has a chance to get away from him

I'm not going to be able to stop laughing at this.

Goddammit, I came here to say something similar.

If you’re a Liverpool fan, I’d avoid watching this. Sturridge tears a hamstring right at the end and is gonna miss another 3-4 months.

This deserves far more stars.

The new answer will always be “keep the conversation format going.”

As a Brit I’d normally be enjoying the spectacle of the American electorate about to vote Trump. But after seeing what my fellow countrymen did when told a pack of lies about Europe by a bunch of charlatans - I’m just here to offer a shoulder to cry on.

I’m mystified as to how the hell everyone involved in selling the Iraq Invasion hasn’t been tarred, feathered, and have their name become synonymous with feces. WHY DID ANYONE ASK THIS FUCKFACE WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT ANYTHING?

Writing this word down now.

“Can you cycle back on, by Thursday?”

That would be the greatest Belichik mindfuck of them all.

I’m glad they’re finally filming Honey, I Blew Up the Ken Rosenthal.

If Edelman was starting QB for the Patriots then he would be one step closer to finally becoming Tom Brady. All he would need to do after that is steal Giselle and and their kids and then get a face transplant a’la Face Off to fulfill his true destiny. Basically the ballad of Ricky Bobby but in real life.

Next up if Brissett gets hurt?

Currently owner of a career perfect QB rating. 1-1 1TD