The ultimate irony of the Trump Presidency is that those who fought against him are largely going to be fine in the Trump economy.

The people most screwed are the ones who voted for him.

Now ask him to find the clit

“Meh...not enough passing.”

Counterpoint:

Defense?

A: Man, Cristiano Ronaldo Really Blew This One

“Challenge accepted.”

Arsenal is as soft as baby poop

Get ready:

The perfect allegory for the American electorate

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

“See? I told you we were different people!”

Celtics counterpoint:

He’s playing in the MLS East.

Somewhat related:

Shorter version:

Don’t think of it as a “ban,” Donald.

They’re going to lose tens of fans over this.

“I’ll allow it.”