2016: The year the president elect meeting with Barry Switzer seemed completely plausible

He’s just a (*checks player’s race*) thugish scrappy player

Can you imagine Ed Hochuli explaining the ejection/unejection situation to the crowd?

Hey Phillies fans - Red Sox fan here. Let me give you a little preview of what it’s like to watch Clay Buchholz pitch for your team.

It appears Wilbon had a stroke while writing this.

The ‘ole reverse Pearl Jam

That was a clear Trayvon Martin violation

Another Buffalo hora show

Aqib Talib strongly objected

Why do I keep moving from ungray to gray?

Are you not entertained?

WHO WANTS TO TEXT MUTOMBO?

He’s a Hall of Fame twatwaffle. Is that good enough?

Are we sure Richard Sherman isn’t a fucking asshole?

A sportswriter speculating about a possible trade and its impact?

You don’t have to read the entire agreement. Just read the last two paragraphs and you’ll get everything you need.

This will surely be used as bulletin board material by the Browns.

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Q: How do you know if someone does crossfit?

I’d be upset too if my new boss had the brain power of a bag of hammers