Here’s how the first draft of Eric Trump’s Tweet read.

You’re with me, empty husk of a company

For all of his many faults, it turns out Trump is a keen student of the Ideal Gas Law.

So vulgarity got the Wall rejected out of hand.

Nothing like jumping on board the Titanic just when it’s split in half and sinking.

How odd is it that Billy was by FAR the most relevant Bush in the 2016 election?

Imagine what the GM of the Browns has to eat to get rid of their curse...

Using a player’s performance in the Euros as an indicator of a his value in club competitions, whether good or bad, has almost always been a bad idea.

Maybe but, if you watch him this year, he’s shown some mind-boggling vision. You can see the “it” he has, even if it isn’t quite working in the system

No, but one bad bitch is about to put a boot in his ass

If you actually, I dunno, watch the games, I think you’d be hard-pressed to say Pogba hasn’t played well. At least once a game, he makes a mind-blowing pass or piece of footwork to remind you of who he is. He hasn’t been put in a position to succeed.

After this crazy election cycle and the rise of hillbilly Amurka, GoT’s world of rampant incest doesn’t seem as far fetched as it used to.

He’s doing a dance I like to call the “Corey Lewandowski”

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

Mazel Tov Cocktail:

Raboner

We’ll look back at this post as the first shot in the inevitable “Cubs fans are assholes now” narrative.

Deadspin today:

I fear Joe Maddon Grady Little’d the fuck out of this thing

Pfft. Amateur.