Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

Mark 12:41-44.

People are dumb animals.

So, we complain about the trend of movies bowing to audience expectations, and then we slam movies for not being as woke (or the wrong kind of woke) as we expect them to be?

This becomes more frustrating when you are in a lobby trying to sell millions of dollars worth of drugs or guns.

The name you’re looking for would be “Super Smash Kart”. Leveraging the “Smash Bros” brand to get people’s attention from the start.

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

This made me like him. Jerks.

What a madman. Practically no one does advanced upholstery, paint, and body work. Those are such wildly different skills.

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

I’ve been writing bar trivia question for years and years. So believe me when I say this, you are goddamned right. It is so hard now to come up with an original question.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.

Me, realizing you beat me to the joke:

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

yes, that’s why i won’t see her.

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

The hell? Is this fun? Because it definitely doesn’t look fun.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.