Try to watch ESPN for more than five minutes without seeing one of those pay-to-play fantasy site ads. Sports betting is legal already.

ok but name a place that's not great to live if you're wealthy and white.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-fireball.

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a fine, fine boy

Damn.

When I started exercising to lose weight, on a rowing machine, I would smoke weed beforehand just to see if maybe it made the exercise more fun. I thought the weed might help me zone out to the music I was listening to and make the exercise-time go by faster I guess. After three months I stopped smoking beforehand…

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Indiana Basin Silt just didn't show enough hustle.

if this was an original I would put it in the top 5-10 comments I've ever read on this dumb site. shame.

...and discover all the good short cuts. I employ this method for every MarioKart game.

That's interesting. I feel for her - if that's how it happens, yeah I guess I would sign too. And then you probably only get the idea for the "sketch" a day before the show at best, so what can you do? I would participate too I suppose.

I am dubious though of any "consequences" if she had refused to do it though.…

Not trying to be argumentative because I agree with your point, but what "contractual obligation"? No one is required to participate in idiotic Emmy skits. It's not even like it was on ABC, the network which airs her hit TV show.

That's true - but she is the star of the most popular comedy on TV, does several movies a year, has a few multi-million dollar endorsement deals... If she is not in a position to turn trash like this down, who is?

Does Sofia Vergara bear any responsibility for agreeing to participate? It is such an obviously dumb idea, truly painful to watch, but no one forced her to stand on that pedestal.

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COTD ish right here

star and an old-fashioned +1 for this one.

because it is important. he is the most important, bankable, name-recognition-able figure the sport has to offer, by a long shot, whether he plays well or not. ESPN is not some non-profit golf blog. you understand this, right?