I AM GROOT!

Down on the ground!  *tree does nothing* I SAID DOWN!!  *tree continues to do nothing*

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

Sorry Jesse. That story didn’t sell on tape, and it ain’t going to get any extra credit here.

I mean oak trees ARE brown afterall.

“Where’s the moral outrage about an obviously mentally ill person being unjustly kill by (multiple) police officers?

Where’s the moral outrage about an obviously mentally ill person being unjustly kill by (multiple) police officers?

I feel aweful for everyone involved here. For the loss of life, for the loss of a son. For the officers who have to live with taking a life (leaving out whether or not it was justified...you still gotta live with that).

Jam an iPad on the dash of the Neon and it’s close. 

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

I um... I don’t think it looks particularly good

It looks worse than the concept, in every detail.

I thought the same thing, although I don’t know how my eyes being near my kidneys would affect the perceived similarity. At least I can spell out words.

Were they working off a phone description of the new 124?

Don’t forget the mascot for the Caliber!

What’s his address?

And for some reason cars don’t have headrests in the front seats.