The sweat ring from his nearly-empty rocks glass of Pappy Van Winkle obscures his $25 betting slip. Does it say Rams vs. 49ers Over 43 or Over 42? Ah tah hell with it. He cinches the belt of his ABC gold smoking jacket, a gift from Don Ohlmeyer after the Lake Placid Winter Olympics, tight against a chill draft only he…

Nightmare fuel.

Damn. Steve Kerr has really let himself go.

I haven’t been able to watch the evening news this week. It is still too painful. It’s not quite as bad as after the election, when I couldn’t bear to watch the news for weeks. But it’s still bad. This is why dogs exist.

Kiffin’s a douche but this reminds me of when Lou Holtz was an assistant at OSU and late in a game against Michigan OSU scored a TD to go up by like 30 and Woody Hayes wanted to go for 2. Holtz asked him why they were going for 2 and he responded “because we can’t go for 3".

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

Jeter looks like he is morphing into Pitbull. Is that what happens when you move to Miami?

#amen

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

I just need somewhere to put this

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Griezmann is French. There was no Amos n’ Andy show in France. There is no history of minstrel shows in France. I don’t think people in France know who Al Jolson is.

I feel like this is maybe one of those things were Europeans don’t have the self awareness like Americans do that blackface is wildly inappropriate today. I’m not excusing it, but clearly no one was around to tell him why this might not be the greatest idea. Don’t they still have a holiday/celebration in the…

Sorry, could you repeat that? I can’t hear you over my enormous penis.

I mean, like, uhhh, what ads specifically do you mean?

The people who share these stories thinking it’s legitimate news have to be the very same people who click those banner ads because of a promise they can grow their dick by nine inches.

He should have taken his time and not been Russian.

Yeah, but at least this guy gave the Nucks fans something to cheer.

I’m still not sure what we are blaming Satan for. His suicide? The allegations? The “people who love [Johnson]”? There is some seriously ambiguous grammar going on.