Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

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Remember when sports used to be fun

People think the world laughs at us because of Trump, but really it’s because our favorite sport involves losing points if the ref thinks you’re being a little shit.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

And pickle yourself while you’re at it.

Here is a thought I bet you have had: “I would like some tacos.”

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

Lots of economic anxiety with these fans for sure

These fans are misunderstood. They just want good soccer and the trains to run on time. That’s all they want.

Could be worse, their players could be kneeling during the national anthem.

I don’t know, I think Joe Person might be related to Vincent Adultman.

I came here for a Gertrude Stein reference and miraculously found one.

The guy is clearly an asshole, and I’m glad the nice guy façade is being peeled back week by week.

“Joe Person has to be the laziest pseudonym I’ve ever seen.”

“Hey, lay off the guy! I still can’t stand being asked about notable plays.”
— Mary Todd Lincoln

Sounds like Gertrude Stein trying to write about sports, “Chunk plays, plays that are chunk, offense, chunky offense, do you guys play, do you guys chunk...”

That ball of cheese, sauce, and toppings counts as one piece.