Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

“Hole in one!” - Lindsey Graham

He has a point. Abe Lincoln never once picked up a phone to call any of the families of union or confederate soldiers that he was responsible for killing.

You coming up with that joke:

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit

Oh gotcha that makes sense now

My John Wall shrine has no candles lest I risk my John Wall wax sculpture garden

As a show of solidarity with the USMNT, I shit my bed this morning.

After a speech like that, it’s no wonder they Beat the other team.

They totally lost because of on the road. Just before the game, Syracuse’s coach was pumping the guys up by saying “the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn,…

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

As a Syracuse alum, let me just say that this this is incredible. Epic game. I have never seen two lacrosse teams score so many points.

The only and rightful champion Washington DC is allowed to have.

It’s Costco. Shut down the comments. Cosco is the answer.