“tell me about it”

Former chairman of the Jimmy fund indeed

“Stttrrrriiiiiike!”

I live in St. Louis and I’m sick of people constantly being wrong about this city....

The Denver Broncos have gone to 7 Super Bowls with QBs drafted by the Colts. The Colts have done so twice.

NOBODY DENIES THIS!

The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

All joking aside, absolutely. I’m a big believer in “these guys deserve second chances...somewhere else.” When you’re paid what they are and are catered to throughout society as they are, the notion that you served your time and now we’re pleased to welcome you back on TV for millions of dollars a year is sickening.…

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

Please, Deadspin, keep Billy away from all EPL coverage and prove that—though rare—even degenerates like us can have nice things too.  

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

You didn’t just go with Jai Alai Selassi?

Who issued the no-contact? If it wasn’t a real judge, the proper response is “fuck you.” I mean, they took his scholarship and place on the team. What else they got? They going to take hers away? Good luck with that PR look.

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

You seem pretty high too.

Hmm, usually Lewis does really well with Sharpe points.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Gallinari had no comment about the incident, because an Italian with a broken hand is effectively mute.

Normally when you see a short dong slip along a pole it’s barely noticed.

I feel like this is the time to tell you that the previous generation of Ladies of Deadspin and I are obsessed with you, Tom McParland.