Announces engagement in Jan. 20 weeks pregnant 18 weeks later. Math checks out.

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

or should I say hang on to him

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Who knows, that might even work out - and if doesn’t Blake can just punch someone in the face.

We see that a lot in sports, really: the Brett Favre game after his father died is the prime example, or Dee Gordon sobbing around the bases after losing Jose Fernandez. As a Giants fan, I’ll never forget Barry Bonds’s laser focus on the field while Bobby slowly succumbed to cancer... Brandon Crawford’s sister-in-law…

OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

My mom used to plant zucchini along the wire fence as an offering to the deer (since none of us like zucchini) with the theory that they would eat them and leave everything else untouched. I don’t know that it worked, but it was extremely entertaining to watch my mom try to negotiate with wild animals.

:(

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

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And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.