*calls people quasi intellectuals*

Not sure what the difference is between an unwanted grope and an assault

Your sarcasm is the best sarcasm. Thank you for your service.

If he did not intentionally bump Brooks, why does he lift up his arm and brace his shoulder before impact?

So... Montgomery County

You think Trump voters are NBA fans? Lol.

This is such a dumb take. Believing that the NBA is more progressive than the NFL does not mean you somehow also must believe all the billionaire owners are great people, or that you approve of all the things the league does with respect to its players.

Any Gortat joke automatically gets a star frome me. Did you know he has a giraffe? I’m too lazy to Google it, but it’s probably true.

Please let this be the total extent of all your writing on the Knicks for the 2017-2018 season.

LSD?

John Wall approves of your decorating

But those factors are irrelevant because, despite their supposed improvement, they have yielded one world class player, one top level player, both of which had to leave America to reach that level. And that’s the whole point: the system as it has been built, including the improvements you cited, is not yielding…

Thank you, Garfield.

Fair. Again, my sincere apologies.

I am so very very sorry for this. I truly am, it is not what I want to do. But..

Please take all my stars. In a old, torn fruit box.

I’m sure that made sense to you. Have a great night.

No idea what that means, but Markieff starts for the Wiz, who should have been in the Eastern Conference finals last year. And calling the Celtics also rans when they were in the ECF, and got better this summer, is just trolling.

Wayne Rooney, slow??? HOW DARE YOU, SIR

Listen to the Guardian Football Weekly podcast. Not so much strictly tactical, but you will learn a lot, and it’s often funny.