Prrreeeettty sure it’s the girlfriend who can do better
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It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.
He’s a middle-aged dudebro: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_J._P…
He’s an MRA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_J._P…
Yesterday, Richard Cohen wrote a piece about tipping. Oh boy. Strap in.
You seriously should read EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE by Pinkham. Every now and then, he plays it straight, but very nearly all of ‘em have at least one joke in there! And not always the top line.
The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.
This is all very well-written and researched, but a couple of things:
"Flip me Nate. Flip me rill good."
When I was little, the idea of the Ugly American was the tourist who goes to France and demands, in English, to get a hamburger in a restaurant that doesn't serve them. Is the Prius driver with crazy diet restrictions (unnecessarily gluten free, vegan) the new face of the Ugly American?