This was from last year too. So now both have super powers

my GF is tax accountant :(

But don't you see? She likes 40s! Clearly she is very laid back and reasonable and the real problem here isn't her inability to communicate with other adults.

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

Works fine on my HTC One M8...

I just noticed that too. The app description says:

Not compatable with HTC 1 M8 :(

And meanwhile, the United Staes and Mexico suck the mighty Colorado river dry, to the point that it doesn't even make it to the ocean any more. But that's different...

Eight is a smarmy number. It's hippie bullshit.

I liked the Paleo Diet so much, I decided to try Paleo Couples Therapy.

Is Joe Flacco a Elite QB?

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING

We're bringing you a surprise wherever you are, no matter how far away or how long it takes to get there or loiter over your head. Oh, and we'll keep using it for like 100 years. B-52

You know you makes a great fall beer? Yuengling.

I would like to know more.

Really, just nuke the Piazza.

Where the fuck do you live, on the goddamn equator?

Ha, I mean, it's just eggs and tomato sauce. If you close your eyes, you can almost pretend it's a rendition of scrambled eggs and ketchup, only not disgusting.