This or she’s being blackmailed.

Guess I’ll have to tell my 77 year old dad, who skis 3-4 times a week, that he’s no longer allowed on the slopes! Never mind that he’s a former ski instructor and can probably kick your sad ass any day of the week.

People are assholes, rich people who ski are even bigger assholes beacause they think they’re good skiers (they’re not) and are straight-lining down the mountain unable to turn.

And French Bulldogs.

Same thing with border collies. They are VERY popular around here yet the owners don’t seem to understand that living in a city and locking them up in an apartment for 22 hours a day isn’t conducive to their health or well-being.

Same. Between that and Trump’s potential perp walk, it would have been a good day.

This - thank you! And I don’t think it’s judge-y, sometimes you might have parted on amicable terms but it doesn’t necessarily mean you need to keep them in your life. I would personally prefer if the person I was dating *wasn’t* friends with their ex (mostly because I’m insecure and in fear of a boyfriend getting…

Or use Signal, or some other self-destructing/encrypted texting app.

Maybe it’s just me, but how heavy are people’s flows that they’re soaking through their underwear and onto their shorts? I feel like that alone is cause for concern.

It is definitely an Australian thing - big fake tits, too-small bikini top. IMO kinda trashy, but to each their own. I think they feel as if it makes their boobs look bigger than if they were just hanging free.

Notice how the “tamed pussy” poses are all the same possessive, “THIS IS MY MANNNN” with hand on chest or otherwise on the front of his body. Usually she’s on his left, so she can angle her hand with an obscenely large engagement ring toward the camera. 🙄

My 2009 PRS-something still works, although the battery can be funny sometimes. What Sony failed to mention is their Reader software failed months ago and wouldn’t sync books to devices. I emailed support, got no response, hit the Sony forums, same deal, finally figured out I had to do a multi step process of…

I’m going to nit-pick here, Google Chat didn’t arrive until the mid-2000s. Prodigy, on the other hand...

That’s the point. DeSantis wants to keep his state’s population stupid and uneducated, because that’s the only way they’ll vote for him. Educated voters = people pushing back on his racist and homophobic ideals.

Curry’s eyebrows alone put her in psycho territory.

Anyone else find it weird that there aren’t two blue checks on the screenshot of that Whatsapp message? (meaning he hadn’t read it)

I think what parents tend to forget (or conveniently forget for the sake of saving money) is that sitting in someone’s lap for hours on end is NOT comfortable for a baby/toddler. Unless they’re itty-bitty newborns, most “lap children” would much rather have the safety and security of their own car seat rather than…

r/ProRevenge consideration - pretend to be an anti-abortion advocate and help them out by providing milkshakes laced with laxatives before they hide themselves for 9 hours.

I was dying laughing and would love to see her full-time. But the masses of racist misogynists out there (just read the twitter thread replies from the MLK statue clip... it’s nauseating) will probably prevent that from happening.

All Mormon Eagle Scouts are closet psychopaths.