The thing that creeps me out about Chris Evans dating Alba Baptiste is that she looks like she’s 17. Like, I’d have a hard time looking at the two of them and not questioning if she’s his niece or daughter given how young she appears.

That would be my guess. They could have had eyes on him but didn't have enough evidence for a warrant to search.

JFC... it just goes to show how much time these people have on their hands. I suppose one could counter-protest saying that CVS providing antiparasitic drugs are denying the right to life of roundworms.

Mine’s more “this tampon feels like it’s stabbing me,” so I’m wondering if it’s the same cause/effect. :-/

Reason #152 why I never want to bear children.

In Australia, most of the religious/private schools still require girls to wear skirts and stockings. The heat can get to ridiculous levels here, so I feel sorry for some of them.

Her story sounds oddly familiar with a storyline in the short-lived series “Welcome to Sweden,” where she follows/stalks Greg Poehler’s character after he moves there in order to convince him to move back to the U.S.

Too bad Lenovo solders RAM to the motherboard on nearly all their laptops, so there’s literally no way to upgrade memory. One more brand I’m crossing off my list!

Too bad Lenovo solders RAM to the motherboard on nearly all their laptops, so there’s literally no way to upgrade…

This is brilliant. Now if only it could be sent to the person who forced disciplinary action on Katie...

Nailed it! Like my sister’s wedding, where the groom’s sister *insisted* we have her boyfriend “Beau” in all of the family photos. They broke up like 2 months later.

I know of a guy who destroyed his Enzo while racing in Utah, and Ferrari refused to sell him another one. Then he offered even more cash, and suddenly they changed their mind.

I know of a guy who destroyed his Enzo while racing in Utah, and Ferrari refused to sell him another one. Then he offered even more cash, and suddenly they changed their mind.

Okay, going to split hairs here, but the shuttle itself did not explode. The rocket booster attached to it did, which caused the Challenger to break apart. The crew cabin remained intact but the resulting fall to earth was fatal.

It’s not that there’s no one around to tell him they’re very bad ideas, it’s that the people remaining are too afraid to say what he doesn’t want to hear - lest they lose their jobs. 

I can just imagine him chopping wood in his backyard with Dodger running around. I mean, how hot is that?!

I suggest not reading the Twitter thread if you get triggered by incel comments: “Remember when SNL used to be funny?” Durh hur hur hur!

I’m in a huge fight with one of my friends (now I’m re-considering the use of the term) who believes that children under the age of 18 shouldn’t be allowed to “choose” their gender. Believes that puberty blockers are akin to a medical experiment and kids will be irrevocably harmed if put on them.

He has an an extremely punchable face, I’ll admit that.

How is it that this dickwad is out of the greys despite trolling every single article posted on here, yet most of us are still stuck in comment approval purgatory? Goes nicely along with @Dips (but spOOoooky!) comment above: sexist fuckwits are welcome on G/O media!

How is it that this dickwad is out of the greys despite trolling every single article posted on here, yet most of us are still stuck in comment approval purgatory? Goes nicely along with @ Dips (but spOOoooky!) comment above: sexist fuckwits are welcome on G/O media!