2 of your 3 check out for me. Your second reason kinda, except its more that I don’t really need drivers sweatin me when I’m thiiiiiiis close to nailing an entire Aesop Rock verse.

Dude’s gonna take his Dunder Mifflin promotion straight to Staples to get a better offer. Just you wait.

IMDB has a library of ad-supported streaming content that is totally free. You can get it via their app on Android/iPhone or get it directly through Prime Video (it’s still got the ads, but you can set up your watch lists and it will sync through to any devices you have prime video on which is nice, because while the…

she is in an open marriage. brad pitt is her side piece. nature is healing.

This lead in is the beginning of so many bits in our apartment. “When you’re a spy, you make do with what you have. To some a clogged sink looks like a cesspool, but to others it is a source of flammable methane vapors waiting for a match.”

Every episode of The Flash starts with “My name is Barry Allen, and I’m the fastest man alive” and then my brain goes “Until... We got a burn notice on you, you’re black listed”

Yeah, I’m Team Battle To The Death.

Order six in a Cumber Batch.

1. Nigga has no idea what Marxism is. That’s definitely something that was fed to him.

2. I love it that apparently protesting because “god forbid you you don’t want to be gunned down in the streets because of the color of your skin.” Absolutely love it.  They did the same shit to MLK, where whites accused him of being…

If I had a dollar for every meme that started from the media picking the most extra ish to focus on, I’d be a millionaire

Good for him.

Thank you. This little boy made me giggle. I held it together until I got to his shoes.

I wish a nigga would scream in my mom, my auntie’s, my cousin’s face like this.

That headline is, of course, deliberately ambiguous to the point of implying that there’s going to be some sort of punitive response to this little kid by the neighbor.

I have a Pere Ubu t-shirt that’s almost that color— more muted and matte, but in the same general tone— but I’m reasonably sure the band chose it specifically because it was jarring.

I think it’s often hard to realize how much “nobody will care,” but it’s very true.

A tiny park with such a dangerous reputation, Action Park’s legacy has spawned not just a feature film but now this documentary...

My partner and I have adopted “I guess that makes me the devil” while doing the devil horns from the Dinner Party every time we are nitpicking/expressing annoyance with each other. Such a fantastic episode (as is basically every episode with Jan).

Yeah, the thing about the Office is that even if it doesn’t tick all the boxes required of 2019 shows to be deemed sanctified by the sanctimonious, it still resonates with a lot of people.

Ahem, Jesus Christ here.