It SEEMED like such a bummer at first, but then allowed him to come with that overhand hook from basically the floor... What a roller coaster. 🤣

You know, sometimes I think “ugh, Lady Gaga’s music sucks,” but then I think “hey, she busted her ass for what she has, is obviously talented, and she’s sold a lot more records than I have.”

I think it was in one of his books where he talked about engaging with locals even if you don’t speak the language. It was this hilarious exchange where an elderly italian man sits down next to him, and when he figures out Rick Steves is from America says “Coca Cola?” and Rick Steves laughs and says “Orangina!” and…

Right? Lord, just give it the Kim Wexler and call it a day. 

I didn’t start watching GBBO until Noel joined the cast... I’ve had a ridiculous crush on him since I was 26 and I’m... A lot older than that now. Vince Noir is everything. I still wear a button of The Hitcher’s face on my favorite sweater.

It reminded me of the description of the Walnut Pie from Brooklyn 99... “My god, Raymond, it’s disgusting! It’s made with suet and has APPLE SEEDS IN IT!”

This comment is criminally understarred. 

I couldn’t agree more. The logistics involved in this are amazing to think about. When my dad and I are riding our motorcycles and chatting on helmet com, we often talk about what’s going on with trains. Like, holy hell, 45 minutes ago, there was a super long one going a DIFFERENT DIRECTION than the one we’re watching…

Same same. If they made a plane, you wouldn’t fly in it. 

The best part was listening to the idiot in charge of the “Stop the Steam Caravan” that left from Austin tell everyone gathered in a place that Biden was “forced to give back Pennsylvania!” to some anemic cheers in a walmart parking lot. LOLOLOL no he wasn’t.

To be fair, it was like how you describe for most of my life. Then we elected a Black guy and the right lost their GODDAMN MINDS. Now it’s way too fucking exciting. 

Yes! I love the idea of the generation coming up utterly rejecting the “why doesn’t my life matter” bullshit, because it’s nothing but a bad-faith argument. Everyone has sufficiently explained why Black Lives Matter is a thing, anyone who finds it controversial is either stupid or putting on a show at this point. 

Counterpoint: Fuck you.

It really is. Have people always been this stupid, or is this some new, mutated, antibiotic-resistant strain? 

RIGHT??? I was listening to the episodes about him on Behind the Bastards and couldn’t stop laughing, what a fucking twit. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, JACOB??? 

When regular strength stupidity won’t do the job, Donald John Trump to the rescue with the weapons-grade stuff. God I hope someone kicks him really hard in the dick. 

I don’t know how I’ve never seen this, but now that I have, my life is complete. 

Ohhhhh man do I recognize that speech pattern. It’s like running down a hill, and you’re doing everything you can, but you know the tumble is coming... That’s one too many skinny bitch vodka drinks and being just a little bewildered by how you got drunk so FAST, geez. 

This asshole. What kind of petulant dick does this? SMH

Hard agree. It seems to be a generational thing, my dad just talks about everyone else’s body all goddamn day like he has every right to do it and acts hurt when people don’t enjoy it. Like, find something ELSE to SAY.