Ding ding ding. I would think school was the PERFECT place for a sign like this that might make students feel a thing. School should be a safe environment to talk about why, challenge those feelings, hear other viewpoints, etc. How the fuck else are children supposed to form their own opinions, rather than just parrot…

Reading that the writers envisioned it as “Who’s Afraid of Jan Levinson-Gould?” brought me endless delight.

This reminds me of my friend named Jesus Gonzales, who occasionally shares on social media the headlines to junk mail he gets. “Jesus! Act now for great discounts on Birkenstocks!"

This is FABULOUS, thank you for this article. Good interview, looking forward to losing a few days browsing the archive! 

Man, true story.

Holy fuck i watched this episode of MST3K with my friends the other night.

Him publicly stating that his wife told him WAP is a sign of a medical problem was maybe the best self-own of 2020. 

Everyone can do what they want! But the ACLU did support Citizens United, so. 

Omgosh I bought a PS2 back in the day just so I could play Def Jam Vendetta!! 

Yes! Without the cops, who will tell me that filing a report when someone made an illegal left and hit me on my motorcycle is TOO MUCH WORK? I believe the exact quote was "I mean, writing this up would take, like, 8 hours."

Oh man, two votes. Our leadership caved to some dumbass pressure and everything we knew was going to happen, happened. 

True story. Watching him get real pervy and weird with it is never not fun. 

Their instructions were the opposite of clear. Thanks for playing, tho.

Ding ding ding, shooting into a moving vehicle is MASSIVELY dangerous and everyone knows it.

I had a similar thing happen. I’m also white, so I felt pretty comfortable refusing to open my security door, and nothing happened and they left. My BF at the time told me I should have been nicer. I told him to go fuck himself, I’m not in the business of letting the long arm of state violence into my home. We are no…

You could just go with ManItis on this one, I’m sorry to report. 

I learned that “moon cricket” was a slur from reading this website and it makes me laugh like a fucking three year old every time i see it. Slurs are terrible, I am not for them, but holy fuck, that one is just objectively hilarious. Imagine needing to use slurs to describe someone of a different race than you. Now…

CRIMINALLY UNDERSTARRED

True story. I’m a lifelong A’s fan, but I’m HERE for the SF Giants on this.

Right?!? I can't imagine saying this out loud about a coworker where other people could hear me. That would complicate my life MIGHTILY.