I honestly don’t understand what the problem is. If. As long as you’re not licking the seat you’ll all be just fine. And as far as “what about the children?!” I’m sure you could explain a dance move to them. They played her song while she was there and you expect her to NOT twerk? As far as I can tell, beyond some of…

Yeah. it’s the envy that’s hard. it really comes down to — why does that asshole get good things (that I want) and I don’t?

This really speaks to me. All of it. But for me it’s been six years without sex or even a kiss. (same amount of time single) The life celebration? YUP! I’ve thought about that a lot. That there will never be an event which all my friends will make 100% certain to attend for me. I’ve tried dating websites and found it…