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Ryan Seacrest is The Worst™ and is already everywhere. This news gives me a sad.

So Ryan Seahorse is still a thing. He ruins everything.

The last time I flew United (someone else booked it- I didn’t know until we got to the airport and then groaned with dread) we had to stand in the rain to go through security because their security line is on an open overpass in LA. The flight was delayed (not their fault- weather at destination) and they ASSURED us

Wow. Just...wow.

Yeah. Cheap flight vs. a possible smashed guitar/hair straightener*/face and a company with a bad habit of not taking responsibility for the smashing? Hard pass.

True. But I’ve always found cheaper fares through other airlines.

The few times I’ve been forced to fly United, they’ve fucked me over. They’ve left me stranded in Chicago, Houston and Dallas on separate occasions (one of those occasions, I was in uniform, traveling on military orders!). And they’ve lost my luggage

In my experience United’s international flights have the smallest economy seats of any airline flying out of the US. These prices are low enough that you might be able to upgrade to Economy Plus or whatever they call it and still come out cheaper. But if not, buyer beware... a recent United flight I took from IAH to

Are we calling this a “life hack”, or just a “shitty advertisement”?

You know what’s not adorable? The way you wear your cynicism.

Shit at 1/2 the price is still shit. Admittingly, the front-line folks on the last few United flights I’ve been on were great, but really, EWR to NOLA in a fucking regional jet?

And this is why none of their practices will actually change (regardless of any promises they make). They discount travel and people forget about all their transgressions because $$.

I just booked flights for two separate trips I’m taking this summer. At the end of May, I’m flying to Orlando (for a cruise out of Cape Canaveral), and in July I’m flying to a small town in Norway, for a wedding.

Saw this article, decided to see if United could get me there for any cheaper than the (refundable)

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Well April has 30 days and the moon is in a waxing crescent, so normally he would have 3 left but last year was a leap year so it rounds up to 4.

So that’s three titles. How many more before he has them all? Six? Twelve? Forty-five?

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Well your dislike of Mendoza is probably rooted in misogyny so we can spread the accusations across a spectrum

Usually, the work people do for you is not considered a payable with a 30-day turnaround.

Is Cillizza a Democrat? Because I mostly know him from his constantly bothering Chelsea Clinton on Twitter.

Yes this does happen at Johnson Publishing Co.