He’s treating his hiatal hernia with meth, crack, and/or cocaine.

True story. I was recently in a hotel near the Detroit airport, well known and respected. I look at the tv listing and notice they have no Fox channels, none save for FX which is odd. FoxSports and FoxNews are hotel staples. There are quite a few missing numbers on the tv menu but I don’t think about it. Flipping…

I legit wondered if her head was photoshopped on someone else’s body.

A lot of of old school Harlequin/Mills & Boon novels were written by men. As a kidlet reading them, I always wondered why the men were so mean until the last three pages and the women so weak....once I found out that fact as an adult, I understood.

He is stunned, literally stunned that a woman could remain attractive as she ages.

I have never bought the Saint Jennifer of the MiniVan Majority act. Girl literally (literally!) hopped from Scott Foley to Michael Vartan to Ben Affleck. I’m not knocking her (the first two are very hoppable) but she’s no innocent angel, bless her heart.

That season was when I was done. Afterwards, the guy (totally blanking on his name? Connor??) that was supposed to be in “lurve” with Amaya was like, “it’s fake, it’s all fake. There was no relationship and they did Ruthie wrong.”

Because they control all the footage. They can’t paint her as the villian and throw in shots of the “victim” being cruel to her. That is reality tv 101 created on the Real World actually.

Totally. This is the pivot PMK was working on.

So on one hand, I was thinking it would be awesome to get away and not have to deal with mofos for 5 days of the month but then yeah, you are isolated and alone and the most dangerous mofos might come to you.

The last few seasons aren’t on hulu. Save your duckets.

“I understand what it’s like to be black!” - Al Jolson.

I submit that this was Dubya’s happiest day and he was high-fiving Secret Service agents afterwards, proud of missing that shoe.

This. Certain traits have been bred into dog breeds for millenia. It’s why adorable mini-Collies who lived in NYC apartments their whole lives try to herd their toys. It’s a behavior that has been bred into it. To pretend that other traits haven’t been bred into specific breeds is naive.

So normally I would be upset about Hollywood thinking that they only one black man to play all black people no matter the hue....but it’s Chadwick Boseman...and I so, so, so would.

It’s very un-doggy. Yes, yes, yes dogs don’t actually speak but if they did I always envisioned them being closer to the dog in Up. I’m going to stop typing now but I adore the show.

None of Scorcese/Dicaprio’s oscar bait films are any good. Gangs was just the worst of the bunch.

It is the most unsexy and creepy commercial I have seen in a while. It makes me think Gucci Guilty smells like dirty bath water, yeast infections, and HPV.

No, no, no. I am not saying the Catholic church gives them the benefit of the doubt I am saying the DOCUMENTARIANS give victims the benefit of the doubt based on the long track record of the Catholic Church being a haven for abusers.

Perfect. Perfect gif. The flames that were shooting up the sides of my face at that line... Lots of horrible things “come from places of love.”