It definitely didn't read as meta to me either. I read it as a straight "We think we're being clever by introducing this rising starlet best know for playing a seductive character in a Wall Street movie, but as the seductive starlet herself. She'll give you something to hold your attention, ie: herself naked, while…

What the fuck is a pip.

This. God I remember when Megan Fox was absolutely everywhere in 2008. I believe she was touted as "the new Angelina Jolie" (Angelia Jolie being barely 33 at the time and still working). But where is Fox now? Doing tv comedies.
Margot has about 3 to 4 years before she starts to look too much like a grown up woman to…

It's a complex issue and you can't reduce it down to black and white like that. Sexual empowerment and fetishization are two different things.

Robbie is peak for objectification and fetishization, being 26, white, blonde (well, dyed blonde), girlish and not too womanly, a very specific kind of perky and sexy while still being unintimidating in a girl-next-door kind of way, and has taken a lot of roles that wrap that whole package up into a neat little bow.…