No one’s pretending anything. Merely pointing out that the speaker is actually saying the opposite of what they seem to think they’re saying, irregardless of intent.

I know. And I hate how enthusiastically I would bang him.

No it doesn't and no it isn't.

That doesn’t even make sense. “I could care less, but I don’t” still means you care. If you don’t care less, it means you either care the same or care MORE.

CeeLo Green is a rapist. Do not understand why people choose to not see this.

Jenny Slate: STORY. CHECKS. OUT.