I cannot like this. WHATS THE STORY WISHBONE

Maybe watch the show first?

“Remember Coach?......where is he?”

Only BH though. And a little NYC.

No James, eating while not hungry will make you go bananas

Their relationship made sense for both of them. Shawn’s career was getting stale, NAS was killing him and he needed a new angle (the two Blueprints sucked). Black Album. Beyonce needed more credibility beginning her solo career and got that. Everything since has been so calculated they don’t seem like real human…

It’s the height of #blondeprivilege that we don’t discuss Jessica Simpson as a walking, slurring, substance abuse-disordered timebomb. She seems so frequently and thoroughly off her gourd (in photos and in interviews) that I truly wouldn’t be shocked to learn something tragic happened.

I cancelled it in November and resigned myself to a life of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Yep, I have been posting in invisible ink for years now...

YAAS QUEEN!

God I’ve missed you. Google alerts set for anytime Marc Jacobs gets mentioned on Gawker Media and you come swooping in. I have to say, I simply adore his nail polish. If your friend had anything to do with that, please thank him or her.

Never change.

Also check out The Guard. Same guy from In Bruges (Mad Eye Moody, Brendan Gleason I want to say?) and Don Cheadle. Fantastic. Same guy made all three of those I think.

Anyone who’s seen Colin Farrell’s sex tape understands why she’s hooking up with him...

Check out Stranger Than Fiction. It’s by far Ferrell’s best movie.

Well it’s not like the women of Chevy Chase are about to do one of these shows. You gotta find the aspirational rich, not the wealthy.

There are actual arguments about who’s good enough for Potomac? Dear goodness. It’s like arguing about which hill people’s moonshine is good enough for the county fair.