I have the intense urge to wash your mouth with a bar of soap, old-school grandma style

A Metroid endless runner with microtransaction power-ups. Just the nail in the coffin that franchise needs. :-/

Dude, I’ve played Resident Evil as a kid, and was scarred shitless. When I grew up I played many other games that made me fear for my life. Other Resident Evil, Doom, Dark Souls, etc.