But of course. It’s this one, only with a jeweled handle:

Last year, at 43, I entered my “I don’t give a fuck I’m turning into Stevie Nicks and The Aunts” phase of my life. Which is not to say I don’t care about my appearance, it’s just more that I’m going to wear what pleases me and is comfortable and I don’t give a fuck about people’s opinions on it.

this is why i always laugh the hardest at my own jokes, to show my strength and dominance.

I remember reading somewhere that it is a weak comedian who becomes upset at their audience for not laughing at their joke.

One time me and my roommate (she’s a little bigger than me, but we are both not super skinny generic thin people by far) were pretty stoned and went to CVS to get snacks so we could get more stoned and watch Adventure Time in the privacy of our apartment. I had just went through a breakup and was wearing the same…

Wow. And he complained about Serena Williams being fat? What is it with fat dudes who complain about women’s weight?

Jason Whitlock, ladies and gentlemen, is a defender of all that is decent. Except, of course, when he’s not. Case(s) in point:

Violent game where large men maul each other and cause injuries and permanent brain damage - okay.

My phallic sensibilities have been torn asunder.

I know, right?? How was basically nothing on camera distracting?

are all of these sportspeople aware that Crimson Tide means menstruation?

I couldn’t concentrate on anything else in the video after seeing Patriotic Elephant. PATRIOTIC ELEPHANT!!!!

Flipped through the video fully expecting to see titties bustin’ out all over

Not quite: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Jo…

I don’t see the big deal. Bowie was a multi platform artist. He might have loved the idea of it.

“one son together, Zowie, who later changed his named to Duncan.”

Fuck I forgot about that one. There’s so many treasures.

I’ve loved David Bowie for many years. I was always so excited to share close birthdays with him and Howard Stern.

Jareth will forever be the man that made me notice men and get all tingly. #loveyoubowie