Or in front of, depending on one’s mood.

Ladies & Gentlemen, here’s someone similar that won’t make you hate yourself afterwards, because he’s not a religious psycho.

He could legitimately be an addict, but the impression I got from browsing his blog is that he just watches porn when he wants to get off and then feels bad about it, not that it’s a disorder that disrupts his life. He lost me when he compared his porn consumption to some asshole in the gym being verbally abusive to…

It’s cool. I prayed about it.

Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

My mom and I say, “Chrissy, bring me the big knife!” way too much.

Ugh. There goes my fantasy.

I loled.

Jeez, is that a thing? Ew.

Boyfriend and I saw the video on WGN last night. Boyfriend: “I’d fuck him. If I looked like that I’d never wear a shirt either”

“Flood my guts” just might be the grossest thing I’ve read today. In this bleak and vile cesspool that is the internet, that’s downright impressive. I’m not sure what the prize is, but you win it.

I don’t know what The Moody Bible Institute is but I hope it’s where people study the angsty side of Jesus.

His most recent blog posts. HARD PASS

How many are UNFRIEND UNFRIEND upon hearing Moody Bible Institute...

My family knows and quotes every damn line from that movie at every family gathering.

I will never not laugh at DiCaprio/Oscar jokes. Even after he wins one. It will still be funny. And it makes me happy to have desperation jokes that aren’t about women.

Do you wanna send it to him or should I?

I am with Kyle from South Park. Good for her for transitioning, but I didn’t like her when she was presenting as Bruce, I don’t like her now, and I definitely don’t think she’s a good person, and I don't think she is a hero.

Was this lady’s sister on one of those planes?