I have been a people pleaser and a doormat my entire life. But this weekend something glorious happened! A gentleman who happened to be standing next to me when I was out with my friends, turned my way and said, “You would look so much better with longer hair.”

I asked him to repeat himself, in order to validate the…

I hope Jessica is aware that those flowers emit harmful chemical compounds like carbon dioxide.

It makes me so happy to know I’m making Helen Mirren proud. I’m in my 20s but I have already moved over to the “I’m not going to pretend I like being around assholes” stage of my life. Life is too short to smile for people you don’t like who have earned a certain degree of disdain. I don’t mean people I don’t know but…

I’m still waiting for someone to open a chain called “Boners” (BBQ, of course!) or “Cocks and Bulls” (steakhouse!) with all-male servers in very tight pants. I doubt it will happen, but it would still be a very happy thing.

At the same time, that business model is so gross it makes sexual harassment virtually inevitable.

I’m in. Seriously I’m already here that is how into this I am. I also live here but that’s irrelevent. I want to party like it’s 1982.

I like that this post finds this silver lining in stupidity and hateful ignorance of Kim Davis. I long for the days where I no longer have to hear about her. She's a fuckin' butthead.

This post is useless without photos. USELESS.

I feel the same way.

I’ve always envied the beautiful effortless people who can dress “crazy” and have it highlight their gamine loveliness or whatever the fuck. I have to stick to basics or I just end up looking like the Cat Lady from The Simpsons.

Thanks! I got the idea of the red lining and the gold ribbon from two different blogs. It was nice being able to have the creative freedom to mix and match, and fortunately the dress pattern was pretty simple and forgiving (as opposed to something more form-fitting and with delicate fabrics). The lining is a simple…

You look beautiful! And I love, love, love, love, love that red lining and the red shoes.

I made mine from a simple pattern (with some alterations by a professional once I had the bulk of it done). It was pretty basic, the top never *quite* fit right (and had to be safety-pinned to my bra) but total cost me about $200 for fabric and $400 for alterations.

I tried on maybe like ten dresses tops. I kinda wished I would have tried on more just for fun (I only tried on one mermaid because I was convinced that they wouldn’t look good on me with my constantly pregnant looking belly, but they did), but I knew that I was probably going to pick the one that I did when I put it…

You should take the same approach as Say Yes to the Dress’s companion show, Say Fine to the Shirt:

For reals tho! My b-cup would be in HEAVEN!

Same, I will be buying one of these this season, no shame. They make my boobs look all tempting and shit.