Even then, some guys see it as a challenge.

Ah, yes. god forbid a woman tell a man to knock it off when he’s coming on way too strong, she'll hurt his man feels!

a friend of mine had this happen to her. A mutual friend on facebook thought she was hot, and kept trying to get her number even though he didnt know shit about her. They used my facebook page as a means of communicating with her rebuffing him, and him nagging her, and trying to use me to give him some sort of…

Uuuuuuuugh the dickbags who won’t take “I’m not interested” for an answer but will accept “I have a boyfriend.” Because you’re not allowed to have desires of your own; the only way you can deny them is if you’re someone else’s property.

Yeah, and everyone else comes across to us as “my diamond shoes pinch.” Man, some guy noticed you? Shit that never happens to me.

Don’t respond: a fat cunt whore (wut?).

This. Throughout most of my dating life. The worst is when, on top of that, a guy tells you “you’re so pretty/smart/fun, I can’t believe you don’t have a boyfriend” yet they’ve also expressed in no uncertain terms their lack of interest. Why? Why, assholes?

Now I kind of want a turtle shell I can just retreat into to avoid unwanted conversation. “Hi, how are ...” *shoop* “Oh ... uh ... bye then?”

And then you’ll say “go away forever” and they’ll say “WHY DID YOU ANSWER AT ALL IF YOU WEREN’T INTERESTED YOU COULD HAVE JUST NOT REPLIED!!1!1!!”

You will never win. If you ever reject a man, for any reason, you’re a bitch.

Women have a tough outer shell that must be broken through with a penis.

See, I know what a bachelor is. The crux of the joke is that I’d be sad and lonely but we have no real word for that for men.

They’re just called bachelors. It’s a positive thing, whereas a spinster is sad and lonely.

I think what bothers me most is my experience with the (large majority) of guy friends I’ve had. We could be friends for many years, no signs of romantic interest on my part, even when I’ve been in a relationship with somebody else that they not only know about, but know my boyfriend personally. It feels like it…

I learned a very long time ago that even just talking to a guy and smiling is enough for them to think you’d bone them. And then you don’t smile at them and they ask you to smile. Why? So you can mistake it for flirting? You guys and your boners ruin everything.

Someone we know is in a band. His sister-in-law hosted a performance of the band in their backyard one summer evening that we were invited to. The frontman is convinced that there is not a woman on the planet that can resist his Mighty Wang. I would rather be dragged buck naked over broken glass than spend any time…

‘just ignore them! it works!’

In my case, I take everything as a sign from women that they don’t want to fuck - at least not me - and then I bugger off straight away.

As a woman who is apparently immune to men, I’ve never had this problem. But, here’s my guess anyway.