That gif is one of the reasons I don’t want to have a baby. I can’t deal with that.

In 14 years that engine isn’t going to scream “I hate you!” and stomp up the steps.

HEAD-DESK, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

This mint chocolate chip I'm eating with a serving spoon is making my brain svelte as fuck.

Oh my god! Look at me! I’m So skinny, but I’m also So rich, so I’m going to throw money away doing this and take pictures of it! Hahaha. Look at me laughing! Out loud! OMG. I’m lol’ing!

Doctors... since when do they know things!? I’m gonna go drink a Slurpee really fast.

Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

Sorry. I’m just fucking DONE with this shit.

I’ll take the bonus round of “women doing piecework so ill-paid that one in something like three women prostituted themselves part time in order to feed their families.”

And the answer to that...

I now love you forever and ever! I’ll just be borrowing this piece of awesome. Totally unrelated, I’ll leave you my favorite recent shark picture.

Would totes rather build shit than change poopy diapers.

looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place

It is absolutely not celebrating the crime of Jack the Ripper but looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place.

So, buddy, why the change of heart?

According to the YouTube post, the child who fell to the floor is her baby sister, who left the wedding physically unscathed but perhaps emotionally traumatized.