First, those didn’t exist when GM was bringing the GTO and G8 over. 

You of all people should know the cool secret of Aussie ‘60s/70s amber rear turn signals like the ones on that gold HQ Premier; they also work as reverse lights. That’s right, amber back-up lights! The logic was, you use brake lights and turn signals at the same time all the time but there’s hardly ever call for turn…

Sample Kia Telluride markup items:

Pedantically, however, they are not. And petty pedantry was the purpose of my post (unintentional alliteration)

For the purpose of cars and trucks, the terms motor and engine are technically interchangeable.

The world could actually just do with one car: the Toyota Hilux/Tacoma.

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So, a coprolite is a piece of fossilized feces, literally stone-cold shit, and yet paleontologists get frothy excited when one is found. It’s not how foul a thing is, it’s how good an indicator of an era or experience it is. The Trabant is possibly the worst car ever foisted on the car-buying public, and yet today…

This comment is so boomer it just bought a Corvette.

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Ok boomer. 

This is possibly the best answer, checks all the boxes.

MR2

As long as you don’t plan on actually winning any of those autocrosses:

Mazda 323 GTX.

why speculate? Ford’s got you covered. from there press release:

Australian version

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

Okay, kids, this is a lesson that getting married and having children leads to a boring life and being told “No” by somebody who doesn’t get it isn’t the American dream. This is......